idfk what this post is. this string of words crossed my brain and I had to get it out somewhere so I shit it out here
I think the main problem with public urination is exposing yourself. Pee yourself without getting your bits out and you should be fine
This is one of the greats, on par with “LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS”
Its true not pissing yourself is discrimination
I just go over by a tree and I’ve never once even been looked at sideways.
I am sorry Bureaucrats, but I would have thought that you of all hive minded institutions would respect specific wording. that’s not pissing yourself that’s pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine
No, I like committing crimes
And amnesty for the incarcerated/charged pants pissers
Pissing yourself is your natural defense mechanism against predators. Free the piss and poo.
I think the legality of that would depend on if any public nudity was in play as well as mens rea.
I shall relitigate what I said to the Bureaucrat about pissing on a tree
ahem “that’s not pissing yourself that’s pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine”. if you have taken your genitals out to the public, you’re not going to be fully saturating yourself. no exposure is needed for one to piss themselves.
thank you for your consideration
If you do it on purpose it’s illegal, if you do it by accident or they can’t prove you didn’t it’s fine.
You pissed it out here
