Officers showed up at the home and found a man struggling with a woman over a knife. An officer opened fire and struck the man, killing him at the scene. Only later did they discover the man who was killed lived at the home and was struggling to fend off the woman who had broken into his home.
Police say Brandon Durham, 43, had called 911 and reported multiple people outside his home shooting, then told the 911 operator that someone had entered his home through the front and back doors and he was locking himself in the bathroom.
He also told the 911 operator that he was home with his 15-year-old daughter, according to police. Officers kicked open the door after arriving on scene and hearing someone screaming as well as damage to vehicles parked outside the property, police said.
Smash cut to Rambo over here in an actual perceived thread, tripping over his footie pajamas in the dark and shooting himself in the dick with the first bullet and his neighbor in the face with second. Then reveals that the “gang of migrants” “breaking in” was actually just mormon kids knocking on your door to tell you about home pest control service they are also selling on their iPads.
You secured the perimeter, dipshit.
The funny thing is that real Mormonism is so much weirder than that.
Like the magic masonic underwear.
If you weren’t aware, Mormons wear magic masonic underwear. They are required to wear magic masonic underwear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
“Just Mormon kids” selling pest control? at 12:40 AM?
Oh, I’m sorry… Do you work to populate your own planet filled with your dead family in the afterlife while wearing special underpants and being afraid of soda… only during business hours?
Sure is a nice straw man you built for yourself to jerk off over.