Ever feel unsafe crossing a crosswalk

Civilised people - “Er, no?”

Also the very fact that uncivilised people need the bricks, proves that someone will steal said bricks anyway

The premium version is called Cinder Blocks.

It’s sad that the first though after the initial “haha, cool!” is that the bricks would be definitely be stolen after a few nights (if not after the first).

Bricks for all 2 wheeled vehicles are needed to counter the bumper car piloting phace grabber zombies

I suppose these could also be used for excessively noisy vehicles.