So that’s where those socks went.
Localized entirely in my own home?
At this time of year?
On this Longitude?!
Only things hiding in my house are ass holes.
Narrator: They’re not hiding.
I found one under my bed. What do I do with it?
I’ve heard they like spaghetti.
You can’t prove Nothing! 😰
Good job baiting me into reading the whole article. It goes through a whole lengthy explanation of the idea that a mini black hold could gut a body and leave it empty. The author finishes by asking if one could be in your house. The scientist says not that they’re aware of, but maybe nobody thought to look. May as well have asked the scientist if they checked their butt hole.
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q
I’ve always found it fascinating how long it’s taken to prove that there’s not a black hole inside of the sun. Apparently that’s not an easy thing to show. There’s a few YouTube videos on the subject.
The Simpsons has already covered this subject https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMQRajxgnY
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