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PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 5 months ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

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www.xatakaon.com

PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 5 months ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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    Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

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      As long as there’s no more than 6 per student

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        But Jesus had 12 disciples.

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          sharing is caring

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          6 double-ended dildos are legal.

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            I’d like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

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              What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?

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      New Exorcist reboot just dropped.

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        The Sexorcist

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          … Honestly, I bet that exists.

          The real question is do I want to Google it or not…

          https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0127877/

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            This one’s a bit more tame: https://www.discogs.com/release/4322377-White-Zombie-La-Sexorcisto-Devil-Music-Vol-1

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      The passion of the dildo

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        “…the Spirit of God came upon him…”

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