Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]

I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:

1. Avoid all stairs
2. Stay seated at all times
3. Wear a fat suit to cushion any fall
4. If you’re already fat, carry on about your day and enjoy peace of mind should you fall
5. Live in a pool
6. Adopt a Hutt lifestyle

commemorating the Battle of the Bulge

Which she was alive for. She was 4 when that happened. Wow.

Thoughts and prayers or whatever.

Just put her down like an old useless horse.

🤞🤞🤞

Oh no