• errer@lemmy.world
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    There are about 300,000 CEOs in America. 1 was murdered in the past 20 years. 0.0003%.

    There are 75 million kids under 18 in America. 500 were murdered in school shootings in the past 20 years. 0.0007%.

    So it’s twice as dangerous to be a kid than a CEO, statistically.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    I heard from the wife of a guy I know that most CEOs are identifying as cats now and demanding to use litter boxes in the board room… Uh, it’s so woke and DEI and really just such a Marxist socialist CRT, Uh!

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      12 hours ago

      Yeah… I wasn’t so onboard with the murder cries abound, but this is warming my heart to it a bit

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    Reporter: [REDACTED]
    Reason: Call for homicide

    I don’t always respond to these reports, but when I do, there’s really only one reasonable response.

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    They should probably have intruder safety drills at their place of work, just in case.