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Why do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?
I imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don’t know what that reason is, but I imagine it’s probably the same reason.
Honestly I can’t get Wiltshire out of my head. Rhotal rs? What? They sound like they’re from New England until they say something that makes my brain twist. I love it.
That’s not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.
Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It’s a forest with health care. We’re basically elves.
Hmmm idk about that Vermont is much closer to being elves than any part of Mass I’ve ever seen
I’m having a hard time.
American when the metric tonne of Reese’s peanutbutter cups, caramel chocolate chip…streusel?, and oreo cookies…falls?
Americans when their ice doesn’t contain…
… cum
Muh cumstitutional rights!
I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.
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I think in this context “the ice” means the ice cream
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And this is the Land of Chocolate leveling this accusation???
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It’s a reference from a Simpsons episode
This person gets it.
He’s thinking of the cake.
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Can I tag #til? I knew it most likely wasn’t German, but I didn’t know it was just named after a guy!
They’d cry even harder if it contained a metric anything.
True, as an American and when I’m crying on the floor like this, I like to measure my pain in freedom units thank you
Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.
Making fun of american ice cream flavors is bigotry now? lmao
Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.
That’s nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.
Bro is trying to defend fat ppl 💀
Uh, excuse me. We call ourselves “Americans”, not “fat people”. Thank you
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they’re speaking for 77% of americans; who are you?! lol
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