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minus-squarePostProcess@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·1 day agoIF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up77·1 day agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·16 hours ago"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’ ‘no crabs??’ ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’ “We’ve got some crabs…” ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 day agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
minus-squarejrs100000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoOh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
“Babe wait, I can change!”
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come
Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.