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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up92arrow-down1·13 小时前Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·12 小时前don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 小时前Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 小时前Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 小时前That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 小时前thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 小时前Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareBleakBluets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 小时前Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.