AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon wipes his asslemm.eeexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1505arrow-down118
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up167arrow-down6·3 days agoProtip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up57·2 days agoI get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on
minus-squareHellsBelle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThe first week, friends still hang out. The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·2 days agoBasic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there. Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoSpeak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.
Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.
I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on
Smart
The first week, friends still hang out.
The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.
Thanks for the shitty tip!
Basic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there.
Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber
Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.