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lemmyposter212@lemmynsfw.com to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 5 months ago

What's the weirdest way(you're willing to admit) that you've made yourself cum?

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What's the weirdest way(you're willing to admit) that you've made yourself cum?

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lemmyposter212@lemmynsfw.com to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Tub faucet. I was a pre-teen. Not saying more.

    • lemmyposter212@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      I definitely tried with a small vase once, didn’t work though

      • TheCitCatPhone@lemmynsfw.com
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        Works for me, and feels great

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Physically? Toilet paper tube when I was like 8-10yo. For another? One gf had a thing for, in a police car. Best I could manage was bent over the hood of one… Which happened to be her cousin’s. So not too too crazy. Conceptually? My cousin that I only saw a few times was a little older and hot when I was still 8-12yo. That motivated some tributes at some point. Very teen babysitter, with big brown doe eyes, puffies, and never wore a bra vibe.

  • IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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    My most teeth gritting orgasm ever was from a carrot.

    Memorably I also reached the happy place from the water jets in a jaccuzi.

  • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com
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    One oft those yellow\black dishwashing sponges in the bathroo(m). I was a stupid kid

  • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not that weird but that time I managed to get 4 fingers fully in was pretty nice

    • Gentlewest@lemmynsfw.com
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      Ouch

  • Jsegfeh@lemmynsfw.com
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    5 months ago

    vacuum cleaner

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  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com
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    Stonking great pay rise.

    Sometimes you do, don’t you? Just a tiny little bit. It’d be rude not to.

  • TheCitCatPhone@lemmynsfw.com
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    The weirdest would be from bumping my toe accidentally a couple times in a row. How that did the trick? No idea

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    Water jets and jacuzi type bubbly hot tubs in public pools have made me cum in public a few times.

    Sometimes I put a small vibrator into a condom and put it on. I wear it with undies and pants while doing chores until I cum.

    Once I came from the vibrations while riding as a passenger behind my then gf on her motorcycle. That one felt good but the mess was bad.

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    2 months ago

    The neck of a bottle of whisky

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