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Makes the gift for my Grandma this year look like shit.
According to his Wikipedia Article, he died in September 1591 and never received the gift.
If it cheers anyone up: according to German Wikipedia, one of his favourite activities was getting shitfaced drunk, letting his buddy carry him on a large hill, then riding back down on a horse in full gallop.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
I got you this armour set, Merry Christmas darling!
Oh, wow, it’s fantastic, thank you!
Glad you like it because I got you 12 of them!
Oh, uh, great… that’s… great
Ohh
It’s like buying a dozen Nerf guns, you want your friends to be able to play too
Me and my friends could keep ourselves busy for hours if we all had matching plate armor sets too
