The body is round

alias fuck="sudo !!" 

They could use Dumbo

Oh man, I ate the onion on this one. I am ashamed.

It’s gotta be Craig Feldspar

Are y’all hiring over there? That sounds amazing

Till, until, and 'til are all valid and equivalent with till actually being the oldest word of the bunch. I found this out the hard way when I made fun of a school poster for using what I thought was the wrong till

What about the people who work there? Are they trying to make them quit then become homeless and leave the mall too?

Can’t wait for Republicans to take credit for it while saying trains are gay

I got the 30 years war. I’m not disappointed

Where are the bodies, Garth?

I think they say “mião”

And what do the Jutes prefer?

Oh, Australian Dream is just an anti arthritis cream that he was a spokesman for years ago. He did an ad read where he says greasy with a ‘z’ and some fans of a podcast that used to be good remixed it into a song. I can’t find the song but here’s the original audio. I’m not surprised you don’t know this reference to a decade old ad read lol

This man is the reason I know Australian Dream idn’t greazy

A simple “wrong” would have just done fine

Ass as in donkey and ass as in butt have different etymologies. The donkey one likely comes from Latin asinus and the butt one is from dropping the r in arse, which comes from the PIE root *ors- meaning butt/backside

I thought they were following our lead

Living alone should go back up around 80 since it means you’re maintaining independence

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior