Ich, der Amerikaner

It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.

Why does Dutch look like what Americans think German sounds like?

They’re also patient and willing to push through a bit of pain for a reward

Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

These comments are like a treasure trove.

I didn’t see anyone mention Kodi as an alternative to smart TVs. It’s better in every way than the Apple TV I won from a raffle at work. The best part is that my TV box is just a computer so I can use it to host other services too

It reminds me of my teacher from northern Wisconsin that would say words like “bag” and “flag” as “bayg” and “flayg”. She would say “back” and “flack” like you’d expect but for some reason “-ag” words got the different vowel

They could have gone with the Taborite sigil to keep things medieval. They were like the real life version of the Month Python peasants, autonomous collective and all.

They also used battle wagons to defeat knights

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Talk about a cold case, eh?

Before the election I applied for software jobs at the IRS hoping to work on this. This country blows.

That’s why it needs to be a collective effort from the community. If the whole neighborhood came out brandishing arms I bet cowardly ICE would leave without a shot being fired

She’s looks like a variant of the JD Vance face meme

You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.

Weirod son of Nimrod, first of his name, hunter of rabbits

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

We talked about woodworking in our one on one meetings instead of my “career goals”

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

Curse you! Curse you and all the halflings!

This is the fart side shat