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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Military Family Moves Again Just As Child Was Getting Comfortable With New Regional Fast Food Chain

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Military Family Moves Again Just As Child Was Getting Comfortable With New Regional Fast Food Chain

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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FORT LIBERTY, NC—As he signed and muttered, “Here we go again,” 13-year-old Army brat Logan Crawshaw was reportedly kicking himself Tuesday after learning his family would be moving just as he was getting comfortable with a new regional fast food chain. “I know better than to get too attached, and yet I always do,”…
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  • Embargo@lemm.ee
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    Is that an AI gender switched Greta Thunberg?

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      I see the kid from the MAD magazine

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        I thought it was that harry potter redhead

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    Biscuitville is amazing, poor bastard…

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      Oh man, I thought they just made that up for the article. I want to go to there

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        Maybe later, Lemon

      • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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        Their Steak biscuit is my fav, but the Cuban biscuit is also really good.

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