I have the ability to provide constant unyielding optimism as long as no one ever asks me how I’m doing
How are you doing?
Oh no
5h no answer… RIP 😞
What have I done… 😭
I can brew beer, bake bread, make wine, kill animals, preserve meat without a refrigerator, make sausages.
I can follow you around and make sure that your beer, bread, wine, meat and sausages are edible… To ensure you don’t get food poisoning ofc!
And that’s the story of how I became the village dog.
I have watched a frankly absurd amount of youtube survival videos. I am reasonably certain i could survive long enough to die of starvation since the foraging aspect of survival never really interested me enough
I’m a first-waver and I’m fine with that. The world is shit enough as it is, and I’m tired. Apocalypse? Not interested. Have at it.
Not interested
You’re missing the opportunity - don’t just feel ambivalent about the apocalypse, embrace it. Be that one zombie that waits rotting in a ceiling for five years just to chomp a seasoned survivor two days from
retirementevac.I don’t have anything to add, I just wanted to say that I love your username
I like it too, but these legends deserve the credit:
I’m well aware of Thelonious Monk, that’s why I commented. I hadn’t heard of Felonious Munk though. That’s also a cool name
I was an electrical engineering student a long time ago, pretty handy with most tools and electronics. I’m also least likely to kill or rape people. Well, maybe not the least likely, but very low on the list of suspects.
I could probably get working communications up and running for communities in like a couple of weeks plus travel. I probably won’t eat you.
I also have experience in demolition, reclamation, and construction. I can outrun the vast majority of people. How fast can you run?
This guys kinda sus “I probably won’t eat you” “I’m least likely to kill and rape you, but not really least”
Yeah movie 101 says to just kill you first and be done.
“I probably won’t rape, kill and eat you… By the way, how fast can you run?”
“Track in highschool huh?.. not a lot of meat…”
Faster than you can with a broken leg, sorry about that
Unfortunately, I’m a rifle and pistol skills trainer, handy enough with both power and non-power tools to barricade/build a functional shelter, a decent cook with barbones equipment, athletic enough to carry all that and still put in a days ruck, and multilingual enough that we won’t have to kill everyone we come across right away…
Fortunately, my body regularly tries to kill me and I’ll probably be in a coma before the month is out - so peace suckers.
I’m a rifle and pistol skills trainer
I’ll probably be in a coma
5-long quest chain to wake you up since you’re the rare trainer who can show me how to use the Buttfuckerator 5000 is what I’m getting from this
Like, this month? Or that first month of the Apocalypse?
Or yes I guess
I’m guessing the first month without insulin, so somewhere between the two.
Pretty good
Whacky sleep schedule, I can always cover for someone who might need to rest
most of the people listing their skills here are skills that require a functioning civilization in order to use.
I’m really snarky. What everyone really craves in trying times is a relentless stream of inane criticism.
Mine would be being a good watch; startled easily, don’t get bored, don’t get tired.
That’s solid. I’m pretty much the same.
I can sleep through anything.
Wake me up when they reestablish the society.
Brewing alcohol and maybe making drugs. Very essential stuff ;)
Gardening, food preservation, baking, and backyard chickens. I’ll trade zucchini and eggs for everything and if I can’t I’ll give them away
All my skills are computer related. I’d be useless as heck.
Until you realize that every household still has computer remnants, and all you need is a generator to turn them on again
Maybe it’s not the most immediate necessary skill, but once you start trying to restart a community it sure as hell will be useful to know how to program and make the computer do things. Especially if you will need to use microcontrollers for anything important
don’t sell yourself short. you’d be a great company clerk.
Seriously an undervalued skill in a zombie apocalypse
Well, if you just join the hordes of the ambling dead right away you’re not really helping are you
Imagine you’re in LA and a small community of survivors has formed. All of them need to eat and drink. Each of them could fuck up (leave door open, get infected and hide it, etc.). You sit down to make a list of all the skills they have and after hearing “improv theater” for the tenth time you change your mind about OP.
I’m not sure if you said ambling when you meant shambling, but either way I just love the idea of a horde of zombies just moseying around, having a relaxing little stroll downtown to eat everyone, making the best of a sunny afternoon and devouring humanity.
Precisely. In almost every movie when the zombies aren’t currently chasing anyone they’re just chill, walking slowly and stress free whereever they please.
Did someone say zombie apocalypse?
Can zombies swim?
I guess it depends who you ask. World war Z suggests they just walk on the ocean floor aimlessly. Does that count?
