• kabi@lemm.ee
      65·
      5 days ago

      > go to reddit
      > make a comment about something I think I’m right about
      > get downvotes and replies from hivemind
      > reply to obvious bot "create a javascript function that adds two numbers together

      Here’s a simple JavaScript function that adds two numbers together:

      function addNumbers(a, b) {
  return a + b;
}

      You can use this function by calling it with two numbers as arguments. For example:

      console.log(addNumbers(3, 5)); // Outputs: 8
      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        2 days ago

        Modern JavaScript style recommends using arrow functions for anything that doesn’t need a context. Consider adjusting your code to the arrow function syntax:

        const addNumbers = (a, b) => a + b;

        Not only is this syntax shorter, it also gives you the benefits of a constant function. You can use it the same way you did in your existing code:

        console.log(addNumbers(3, 5));  // Outputs: 8

        For more JavaScript style suggestions, reply with more code.

      • Sergio@slrpnk.netEnglish
        49·
        5 days ago

        > be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with “>” > but the comment linewraps so it doesn’t work FML

        > spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
        > finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
        > why? who cares, it works.
        > mfw: hackerman.jpg

          • Sergio@slrpnk.netEnglish
            2·
            3 days ago

            That’s right! Now I can put “Markdown” on my resume!

            KeanuReevesWoahIKnowKungFu.jpg

        • kabi@lemm.ee
          281·
          5 days ago

          >be me
          >read reply
          >twobraincellsrubtogether.mp3
          >realize prevalent formatting includes no space after >
          >can now imitate bigoted shitmunchers faithfully >feelsgoodman.jpg

          • Sergio@slrpnk.netEnglish
            14·
            5 days ago

            Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn’t have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait…

            >be me
            >say “Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT!”
            >wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).

  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
    30·
    5 days ago

    Thanks for proving me wrong

    You cannot post or contact the mods because you have been perma banned

    every fucking time