The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWe're monsterslemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up11.49Karrow-down121
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoThe scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
minus-squareTheRealLinga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoBut that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
minus-squareTheRealLinga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!
The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
It’s too big.
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!