• what the hell would my life even be without Hairbeld Plonker and the Chombo of Sucrets!

    she is definitely not the best author of all time. she is probably in the bottom 50, if there’s any superlatives to be had here.

    also, the best author of all time is Chuck Liddell.

      • lol, no, it’s an early 2000s MMA guy who is mostly famous for beating people up and playing himself in movie cameos. he wrote a book though. pretty sure it’s mostly about getting jacked beating people up. I thought it would be a good bit to randomly claim him as my pick for greatest author of all time.

        this is Chuck Liddell

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          Sorry, I should have made it obvious that I was using the similarities of their last names to make a joke.

          But now that you’ve included a picture, we can keep this going!

          Say, isn’t that the guy who got Reagan shot?

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            No, you’re thinking of that’s Henry Kissinger. This is the guy that wrote a book about black holes.