MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1888arrow-down118
arrow-up1870arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareveroxii@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·23 days agoBy next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
minus-squaremorgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·23 days agoluckily I don’t have to eat every day!
minus-squarey0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoThis is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
luckily I don’t have to eat every day!
This is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
Pizza mortgage lmao