- go to red state
- take out life insurance policy on 6-week old fetus (legally a person)
- go to blue state
- get an abortion
- claim life insurance policy
new hustle 
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I believe it takes a year to have life insurance kick in so that people don’t take a policy out and
CW: suicide
suicide
Now if you had the start up capital for a few frozen embryos you’d have a party
huh, I was under the impression that most policies simply exclude benefits if it was self-inflicted
After extensive research I’ve come to the conclusion that the self-inflicted clause is a time period of 2 years[1]. I don’t think it matters the method of oopsie poopsie.
[1] Highlighted blurb after googling the question without clicking the link
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Broke: baby factory Woke: Abortion factory
I do clinic defense at planned parenthood. One of our protestors has $8,000 saved up to give to someone who will cancel their abortion.
I want to find a friend who plans to have a kid and convince them to pretend to seek an abortion and get “saved” by him so that they can take his money.
Turn those boring old abortions into FREE MONEY!
My fetus has dependents so I need even more money plz.
