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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell

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Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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JACKSON, LA—With a scorching heat wave causing temperatures inside the Dixon Correctional Institute to soar, local prison guard Jeffrey Wittsack told reporters Wednesday that he’d heated his lunch up inside a 150-degree Fahrenheit solitary confinement cell. “Well, it was pretty easy, I just took out my leftovers, put…
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    (The oniony part is the cell not having a prisoner in it.)

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      In the article the prison guard admitted to leaving a person in the cell to long and they splattered on the walls so hard it took ages to clean.

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        I forgot I had him in there and I had to go to the bathroom!

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        Somebody forgot to put a lid on those prisoners. Rookie mistake.

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