“The H.U.T.-1000 is an advanced prototype made from a mimetic polyalloy”

“What the hell does that mean?”

“Liquid mozzarella”

I’m not owned!!!

Gorbachev, returning from the dead

“You’ll love the stuff we’re made of”

-Pizza Hut slogan from 1995-1999

Han solo trying to out pizza the hut

Lap 2

Ȉ̴͇Ť̵̹Ṡ̸͚ ̸̨̿P̶͕̎I̸̬͋Z̸̥̉Z̵̧̑Z̸̳̓Ž̶͙Z̷̞͊A̴̞̐ ̵̣͗T̵̛̙I̶̯̍M̸̮͒E̶̗̾

my surplus value

That’s fucking Pizza the Hut’s origin story right there…