The company said in a statement that TikTok was coming back online in the U.S. after President-elect Donald Trump provided assurances to the company’s service providers.
Translation: “We would like to thank President Trump for protecting us from the oncoming car he shoved us in front of. We would also like to make a generous donation to his inauguration – which is most definitely NOT a bribe in any way – to show our gratitude.”
It’s like watching a much stupider knockoff of The Sopranos.
Translation: “We would like to thank President Trump for protecting us from the oncoming car he shoved us in front of. We would also like to make a generous donation to his inauguration – which is most definitely NOT a bribe in any way – to show our gratitude.”
It’s like watching a much stupider knockoff of The Sopranos.