A U.S. Geographic Survey expeditionary force announced yesterday that it has discovered an unexplored and heretofore unknown land region between the New York and California coasts.
This sounds so much like classic, '90’s The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, “BEER! It kicks ass!”
This sounds so much like classic, '90’s The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, “BEER! It kicks ass!”