Also, the first class tickets for the train were totally worth it.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      17 hours ago

      Do you not have a biological water jet? What happens if a shark comes swimming up to you?

      Land dwellers are weird.

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        16 hours ago

        Look man, if I encounter a shark on land, I usually squat down and say ‘pspspspspsps’ until it starts rubbing it’s head against me and I give it lots of pets.

        It’s foolish to outrun them. They find you.