I mean, it’s not impossible. Isn’t the record something like 13-15 inches? I watched this documentary about a guy with a tiny (not even micro, just 4") penis going around the world, and he talked with the dude who had the biggest. All I remember is him saying it was roughly as big as his forearm, and he would pass out when having sex with his wife.
I like to imagine Giant Cock Guy’s wife is both a size queen and… Whatever the hell a “Making your partner pass out from lack of blood to his brain” queen is.
Four inches apparently isn’t all that tiny. They did a study and found the global average is only 5.1 inches. I guess I have a very average penis. Nothing impressive, but it can talk to ghosts, so that’s something.
Talking to ghosts is so last century. I’m currently in possession of a penis that raises mummies. If anyone out there wants to trade, hit me up.
Also, if I remember correctly, a doctor of urology said of the 12 or so patients he had with micropenii (less than 1"), about 8 of them had kids. It’s not like it’s going to stop you from having sex, just toys and hands will now come into play.
Honestly, 8 inches is probably the maximum “bragging rights” length. Longer, and it’s pity territory — the number of partners who can enjoyably put that length to use dwindles rapidly.
May be pretty to look at, fun to talk about, but otherwise mediocre to use.Also, like, and I hate that I know this, but riskier, too. Someone I know had their penis broken by an acrobatic sex move gone awry, and now the dang thing won’t inflate. You need something that’s got a bit of a turning radius if you’re pulling stunts, and you ain’t got that with a semi-truck.
I mean, a broken penis can happen at any length. That’s the scary part, one wrong thrust and you’re done for.
There must be some small percentage of people this shit works on, which is almost scarier. Penis is penis, it’s much more important to know how to use whatcha got than to worry about size.
Experience tells me the people it works on are guys pretending to be women
