I mean, it’s not impossible. Isn’t the record something like 13-15 inches? I watched this documentary about a guy with a tiny (not even micro, just 4") penis going around the world, and he talked with the dude who had the biggest. All I remember is him saying it was roughly as big as his forearm, and he would pass out when having sex with his wife.
I like to imagine Giant Cock Guy’s wife is both a size queen and… Whatever the hell a “Making your partner pass out from lack of blood to his brain” queen is.
Four inches apparently isn’t all that tiny. They did a study and found the global average is only 5.1 inches. I guess I have a very average penis. Nothing impressive, but it can talk to ghosts, so that’s something.
Talking to ghosts is so last century. I’m currently in possession of a penis that raises mummies. If anyone out there wants to trade, hit me up.
Also, if I remember correctly, a doctor of urology said of the 12 or so patients he had with micropenii (less than 1"), about 8 of them had kids. It’s not like it’s going to stop you from having sex, just toys and hands will now come into play.
I mean, it’s not impossible. Isn’t the record something like 13-15 inches? I watched this documentary about a guy with a tiny (not even micro, just 4") penis going around the world, and he talked with the dude who had the biggest. All I remember is him saying it was roughly as big as his forearm, and he would pass out when having sex with his wife.
I like to imagine Giant Cock Guy’s wife is both a size queen and… Whatever the hell a “Making your partner pass out from lack of blood to his brain” queen is.
Four inches apparently isn’t all that tiny. They did a study and found the global average is only 5.1 inches. I guess I have a very average penis. Nothing impressive, but it can talk to ghosts, so that’s something.
Talking to ghosts is so last century. I’m currently in possession of a penis that raises mummies. If anyone out there wants to trade, hit me up.
Also, if I remember correctly, a doctor of urology said of the 12 or so patients he had with micropenii (less than 1"), about 8 of them had kids. It’s not like it’s going to stop you from having sex, just toys and hands will now come into play.