Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Taking over for Gerard this time. Special thanks to him for starting this.)

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      Apparently ā€œemotionally matureā€ means ā€œblushing schoolgirlā€

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      SHE is gowned in a black dress sewn with tiny emeralds, rubies, sapphires too small to detract from the darkness of her gown, instead giving it the illusion of a rainbow sheen.

      Following ā€œgownedā€ so closely with ā€œdressā€ is awkward, because the latter is redundant. Consider, e.g., ā€œShe is gowned in black, the fabric sewn withā€¦ā€ Using both ā€œgownedā€ and ā€œgownā€ in the same sentence compounds the problem. Consider introducing further information about the fabric: e.g., ā€œthe darkness of the velvetā€ or ā€œthe darkness of the silkā€.

      Whoof. Made it through the first sentence.

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        guy chooses never to take in feedback or think about how to git gud at writing so every time he spurts out more sludge itā€™s just more infinite degrees of fractal bad.

        Why the fuck is it in bad script form? MAN: WOMAN: MAN: WOMAN: just fucking name them! Thereā€™s like ten names in the text, just fucking do it, you shit!

        FWIW the only way to read yudkowskian dialogue is to imagine yud as each character wearing a different wig for that character. No distinctions in voice though, none are apparent in the text.

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          ah good point. He reads ā€œmature and excellent at communicationā€ as a self-description. After that, thereā€™s absolutely no way he can resist writing himself into both characters.

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            The man is a hollow shell, and the woman is tripping over her own tongue in the least regal fashion imaginable. Thereā€™s no emotional maturity because thereā€™s no interiority. Thereā€™s no communication, just Yud doing Ready Player One with Nerd Cultureā„¢ references. Remember the Evil Overlord list? You do, donā€™t you? Wasnā€™t the Evil Overlord list funny? Now imagine if an Evil Overlord had, wait for it, read the Evil Overlord list. Wouldnā€™t that be amazing?

            (Yes, he did the same damn thing in HPMOR, too.)

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            all of his works are socrappy dialogues (crappy socratic dialogues). This one is an unsubtle exploration of his BDSM fetish

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      Nice try, but youā€™re going to have to work a lot harder if you want to trick me into clicking on that. I lived through browsing peak Slashdot at -1, you know

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      Also, shit writing prompt. I havenā€™t seen a writing prompt online that I didnā€™t hate. ā€œHey wouldnā€™t it be neat if someone wrote about this premise???ā€

      Writing prompt: Day one at the dildo factory

      shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

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        Writing Prompts:

        • Pokemon and Digimon are both real and they are at war.
        • Fractals are alive and they hate us
        • A woman explores beyond the event horizon of a black hole and itā€™s just very hot and cramped and boring and not at all pleasant
        • A company starts a time mine where they mine causality but they didnā€™t think about sustainability

        OK OK you have a point, I hate all of these and I wrote them.

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          when I think about it more, what I donā€™t like is how insistent WPs are. Like whatā€™s being communicated to me is ā€œhey this is a good story idea, now you write it so you can prove my point!!!ā€ You arenā€™t my editor, pal!

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            Yeah, itā€™s a lot easier to think of a potentially interesting premise than it is to sit down and actually write it out. Also if Iā€™m gonna write something itā€™ll be something I think is interesting rather than a prompt.

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          ā€¢ Diligent application of Bayesian reasoning finally gains you the ability to fly, propelled by your own farts

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        Writing prompt: Day one at the dildo factory

        ā€œYarrgh. Another crew of bushy tails, more wet behind the ears than 'tween the legs. Youā€™ve no idea whatā€™s in store for you, but these eyes, these old eyes have seen things. Like the great injector malfunction of aught-sixā€¦ā€