"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:
“You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg
The issue is, if you start flossing here and there, then they start recommending every night. If you do that, they recommend after every meal.
Feels like a negative sum game.
A negative gum game, if you will
They must have eventually wrote something in my file. A few years ago the nagging stopped and the dentist just says “I’ll take what I can get” after asking how often I floss.
I floss when I get shit between my teeth. I eat popcorn most nights so I floss most nights. It works out.
Who’s the guy on the left supposed to be?
Asking for a … uhh… friend.
The dentist?
(Tone doesn’t carry, so I’m asking like, do you mean the guy on the left/dentist, not "the dentist!?, if that makes any sense.)
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