He has been found! The one true King of Stickland!
Now we need to build the Stick Throne … using all the famous sticks that have been defeated in battle.
Pulled from the pile of stick the legendary sticalibur
How did you become King again?
Listen – strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause you picked up a stick that looks like an awesome sword!
Do be quiet!
LoL
Best one yet!
Thats good stick
You get 2 whacks until it is spent.
What’s up with that floating vase in the background?
You mean Alexander?
It’s an Elden Ring reference
Thanks, now it’s clearer!
That’s the Stick-Kings first opponent.
Now that’s a proper oversized sword!
