It’s no big deal. He overslept and in the rush to get out accidentally put on the pants of the child he was raping the night before. What Republican hasn’t been in this situation? They’ll laugh about it later and he’ll get some good-natured ribbing.

Is he expecting a flood?

It’s like a counter to Trump’s oversized suits he wears to hide his weight, even though nobody cares, but he needs to hide everything. I think he probably also needs glasses, and it’s why he signs everything in sharpy, because he can’t see what he’s writing with one (and/or has motor issues holding one).

I understand what it’s like to be awkward, but JD tries to hide his by being a disgusting human being, hoping more people focus on the cruelness.

Look at him there… Teasing all the furniture with his tight pants and skiiiiiiinnnn…

Say what you will about Germany’s fascist takeover, but at least the Nazis had a sense of style.

Watching this without audio, all I could hear was the soundtrack to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This man with the personality of a bowl of oatmeal-flavored oatmeal has to do something to stay in the news, right?