ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 天前sure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1685arrow-down116
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minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·3 天前Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 天前Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 天前The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 天前You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 天前Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 天前Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!