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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on…
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    Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

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      Onion had been on fire recently.

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      It is so perplexingly credible

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