Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
Tacos. Lots of tacos
Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it’s just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don’t think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don’t try to use sex as a control tool, so people don’t twist sex into things it’s not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?
This one thing would save our entire species and future.
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
If I could be 20 again, that would great… And if you’re feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm… is anyone else with me?
I sent you to the middle of France.
Why do you hate Rizzo?
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
