ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump’s mug shot. “Oh Christ, come on already,…
Still chasing that high of that time she thought she had something with trumps tax returns. You know how criminals report all their crimes to the IRS?
Anyway, IT’S HER TURN! to have an actually good breaking story.
Too bad it will be boring and over in an hour