ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump’s mug shot. “Oh Christ, come on already,…
“we do not expect to see him except while he is entering and exiting the plane” But here’s 3 hours of lead up to those events.