ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump’s mug shot. “Oh Christ, come on already,…
I’m hate watching it now myself and this will be short lived for my own mental health. They’ll definitely use those concepts a lot, as well as, apparently, declarations of this being “The Big Night” (wtf, is this the super bowl?)
Looks like your wish for it being a panel has been granted. A panel member declaring, without irony, “This is spectacle. This is gross.”
You know, it wouldn’t be if you weren’t presently covering it on live TV
The spectacle pays them handsomely. They’ll get over it.