Want a banana with your cheeto?

  • LostXOR@fedia.io
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    3 days ago

    For less than $87,840 I’m pretty sure I could hire a full time food scientist to reverse engineer Cheetos’ recipe and production techniques and make a custom Cheeto in whatever shape I want.

    • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com
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      3 days ago

      You would think that, as I did in a past life.

      Years I spent searching for the perfect shape. Face of a frog, goat penis, a confused truffle… never could get a pokemon…

      My life has been wasted, save yourself

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      3 days ago

      There are recipes for Cheatos on the Internet. I haven’t made any of them but they exist.

    • rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      3 days ago

      Why not just remodel existing Cheetos into a new shape? I’m pretty sure that with the right tools and some time you can cover up any marks of manipulation.