Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …

Oh, no…

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

No idea

Sleeping with the fishes

Death by simulation crashing.

Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I’m Too Indecisive To Choose Anything

…that last step will be a doozy.

Oh god

I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

Too many pineapples

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

A remake of Alien but with a meerkat

By Japanese sword thrust

I’ll live for eternity I guess. Really don’t want that tbh