They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was “one for the road”.
They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said “Xi is my god”.
I didn’t feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.
I met that same hex bear, but it only screeched at me and yacked up an owl pellet, now I can’t even read someone’s pronouns without getting triggered.