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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Kevin doesn't share though

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Kevin doesn't share though

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • GoosLife@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You cut your ravioli too small

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    It’s also great for knives and flashlights

    • imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      You are going to hurt kevin

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Without the flashlight, it’s too dark for Kevin.

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    2 years ago

    I keep a multi tool in there

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Kevin keeps stealing my fucking ravioli tho

    • ShadyGrove@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      He’s a hungry lil guy

      • FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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        Kevin is a ravenous ravioloi beast whose foodlust shall not be slaked.

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    2 years ago

    Zippo

    • stjobe@lemmy.world
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      Watch out with that, I did it for years but eventually had to stop because I got sore skin from the gasoline in the Zippo. And I quit smoking so didn’t need it any more 🙂

      • Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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        Your second mistake was filling your zippo with gasoline

        • stjobe@lemmy.world
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          Well, it was Zippo lighter fluid, so I guess my second mistake was calling it “gasoline” 😉

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    2 years ago

    How the hell do you fit a ravioli in there without squashing the ravioli?

    • roastgoat@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Ravioli

      • Default_Defect
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        2 years ago

        Give me the formuoli

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Key fob for keyless entry to my car.

  • mystic@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I keep my TWS Bluetooth case or motorcycle keys in my coin pocket

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    2 years ago

    Filthy Frank approves Ravioli

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    2 years ago

    iPod Nano

  • sky@leminal.space
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    Airpods!

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      THIS

  • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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    I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know

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      Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile

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        Virile

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          And fertile

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    Hah, just the other day I realized the ‘tiny’ pocket on my Guess jeans is actually large enough to easily hold an entire Leatherman multitool!

    Lucky me, now that I know they make their mini pockets that big, I’ll probably make sure to go for Guess jeans in the future next time I go clothes shopping 👍

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      Actually useful advice. I love my Leatherman, both in the rugged multitools and Folsom senses.

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        I’ve actually got a Gerber multitool, but I figured people would more readily recognize the Leatherman name brand and not be thinking “What the fuck, this dude keeps baby food in his pocket?” 😂🤣

        Same difference in size though, same size as a Leatherman.

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    Earbud case. Can bust them out and drown out some screaming children in seconds.

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    It is literally called a “coin pocket”. smh

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      “The small pocket in jeans, often referred to as the “watch pocket” or “coin pocket,” was originally designed to hold pocket watches. Nowadays, it’s commonly used for carrying small items like coins, keys, or other small objects.”

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        How many people using pocket watches have you come across this year?

        Maybe we should bring that back! I never liked wrist watches.

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          I carry an electronic pocket watch everywhere i go. It’s replaced the wrist watch for me. It’s too big to fit in that pocket though, that’s where i keep my weed.

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          I really like pocket watches and have tried them out. Skeleton pocket watches are beautiful but kind of hard to read. Main issue is that they are usually mechanically spring powered which requires proper winding technique and doing it frequently.

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          Isn’t a phone essentually a pocket watch though?

          • DasRubberDuck@feddit.de
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            Probably. But it doesn’t fit in my coin pocket yet.

        • elscallr@lemmy.world
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          My phone stays in my pocket and has a clock so, I mean… kinda?

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          deleted by creator

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        Glad to see at least someone knows their historical facts. Pocket watch pocket indeed.

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