The last FIVE times I’ve ordered a tuna salad sandwich at a diner, it’s been just tuna, not tuna salad. This is very upsetting, and for the sake of preveserving my marriage I’m not able to just make tuna salad at home. Does anyone know where I can get one?

Places I know I can’t get one:

  • Margie’s Candies

  • Bridgeport Coffeehouse

  • Moon’s Sandwich Shop (Western & Madison)

Please. It’s been so long.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠OPEnglish
    2·
    10 months ago

    It has to, at a bare minimum, have celery or onion mixed in, preferably both. Also common are corn, peas, various herbs, bell peppers, olives, pickled or raw cucumber, or other garden vegetables.

    • EssentialCoffeeEnglish
      2·
      10 months ago

      You’re never going to find that in a restaurant. You’ll have to make it at home.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠OPEnglish
        2·
        10 months ago

        It’s pretty common to see in the Great Plains, in diners and the like.

    • FlowVoidEnglish
      2·
      10 months ago

      That’s sounds reasonable, but now I’m wondering why your wife would object to that.

        • FlowVoidEnglish
          2·
          10 months ago

          LOL! I can totally see this argument from both sides! She’s right about canned tuna, but you’re right about tuna salad!