Don’t get me wrong, I respect whales. But I also find them kind of terrifying.
They give me alien vibes. It doesn’t help that some eassentially have hair for teeth and are the size of a battleship.
Nope
Miss, your mouth is upside down.
That’s too damn BIG
All cetaceans are cool but sperm whales have weird eyes. I feel like they are in the wrong place but looking at them there really isn’t a right place either.
Also a lot of whales are like 1/3 head by body length and that gives me the heebie-jeebies. Those kind of proportions should be reserved for adorable animals that fit in your shirt pocket.