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Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.
What the fuck.
Literally what I said when I saw this was not satire
That kid is scarred. For. Life.
So is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.
So I’m 34
No joke
I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.
Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.
Lady: There isn’t.
Kid: Check please.
Lady: Ok… screams in terror
I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.
Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.
I had about 5 minutes where I was convinced this was an Onion article…
This is like a spooky urban legend, but it really happened
