JERSEY CITY, NJ—In the tragic wake of her unexpected passing, sources confirmed Monday that a grandmother’s sudden death forced local parents Wilson and Patricia LaRusso to explain to their children what happens when you snitch. “Well, buddy, Gran-Gran was a rat—do you know what that is?” Wilson LaRusso said as he and…
  • tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
    191·
    1 year ago

    I thought snitches got stitches, but apparently grandma got shanked.

    • GCanuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      1 year ago

      Sometimes snitches end up in ditches.

      Stitches are when you want to teach the snitch a lesson. Ditches are when you want to teach everyone else a lesson.

  • style99@kbin.social
    5·
    1 year ago

    At press time, Wilson and Patricia warned their children that they had better not be wearing a wire.