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daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon is lacking something metaphysical

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Anon is lacking something metaphysical

daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    why are you posting empty 4chan screenshots?

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      what? It wasn’t empty. There was, um, something about… hmm I don’t remember.

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

      • yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
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        I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

        • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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          With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

          • grissino@lemmy.world
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            You mean like this?

            • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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              That’s elite!

      • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect

        • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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          Username checks out.

    • Syd@lemm.ee
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      It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.

  • Object@sh.itjust.works
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    I think the problem is that

    Um

    What was I talking about again?

  • Hubi@feddit.org
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    That’s some medieval ass logic

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    I have this too. It’s when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.

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    What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.

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      might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        Does he have a bow?

        • sporkler@lemmy.world
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          and my axe?

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            I’m pretty sure the axe would make them more noticeable.

          • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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            Stealth Axer meta

      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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        oh shit, anon is the tiktok thot progenitor

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    Ooor, someone had to “survive” their family’s bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone’s existential fingerprint, that they’re now a ninja without even realising it.

    • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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      You don’t need some tragic family background to be soulless creature wearing human costume.

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        Yeah, bullying at school works too.

      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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        Yeah I’m like this and it’s not really a trauma thing for me. I’m just autistic and ADHD which basically means I take advice too seriously and I have a bad habit of getting into someone’s field of view or in their way by accident. As a result of being advised to be less visible every time I got in someone’s view, I accidentally became invisible. It’s something I’ve been working on lately actually and I’ve noticed I scare people less often since I started thinking about it

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        And one day when we flee
        From our sweet misery
        And shed our human costumes then
        Revealing somewhat smaller men
        Go off to work and then back again

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        You don’t need to assume that it isn’t a tragic familial background, either. Or any other sort of trauma/condition which would push one to close off. Throwing the “soulless” label aroud willy-nilly is just an extension of abusing the “narcissist” moniker. It prohibits any nuance and facilitates unjustified suspicion.

        Yes, there are sociopaths who can be considered soulless. But just because one is odd does not intrinsically mean one is soulless. There’s a plethora of other potential reasons.

        Plus, don’t forget, oddity is in the eye of the beholder in the first place. My odd may be completely different than your odd.

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          Yeah trowing around soulless label is horrible abuse in a joke post with a screenshot from 4chan.

  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”

    And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.

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      Give him his soul back you monster

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, you’re only allowed one soul.

    • RBWells@lemmy.world
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      I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother’s friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It’s not looks, I’m average in looks. This is not a small town either.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      I get alot of people thinking I’m someone else.

      Maybe we fought and died together in another life stranger, but I don’t know you in this one.

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    They need a cow bell

    • DancingBear
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      Aye!!! More cowbell!!!

    • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website
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      A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd

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    He should play basketball with that superpower

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      Anon no basket

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    They should start wearing juggalo makeup

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    Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.

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    Guy is the real Forget-Me-Not

  • YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.

  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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    I also have weak presence, but I like joking about actually being a ninja

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      I call it my ‘stealth field,’ because I can turn it off. It just defaults to on.

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