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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

When Life Gives you a Lemon ...

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ...

Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons!

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      He says what we’re all thinking!

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      deleted by creator

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        I, apparently, have the pleasure of introducing you to Cave Johnson: https://youtu.be/NyLUU3O4zW8

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          He’s one of todays lucky 10,000.

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          I like this one: https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

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    Fuck you, Shelbyville!

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    Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I’m eating the skin, sort of

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    The skin is the best part!

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    Make beef stew.

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