I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--forceit*dont --force it, you mean.
is that not what i said ?
Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…
Lol
😂
For half a second I read this as “to add a couple of features to my wife”
Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
this is actually cute as hell
Well, where’s the fork?
That’s true love.
Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?
*lowershisleftknee*
That is so wholesome ❤️
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
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Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point
Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;
Pay for dinner
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
lmfao savage
This man fights in the shade.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.
I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!
Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.
you’re way cooler than a robot
See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣
So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy
I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum
I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!
'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Peak efficiency
Debra must be so pissed by now
“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”
This explains a lot.
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
Literally came here to say this lol
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA courseYeah, just manually
Ask an artist that
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The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
Then what’s about MongoDB?
Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
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I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
That sounds more like breaking up.
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
DuH
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
The original have been quite great even without adding the bit about off-by-one errors.
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
And she was just running random exe files from emails.
Sounds like she’s got a good sense of humor… is she single?
I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I’m proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
“Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know.”
SPLOOOOOOSH
I am jealous of your wife
Mine isn’t impressed with stuff like that. It’s been like that since we’re together. It’s the normal.
These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.
Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.
Just take it away for a week.
git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.bradPull request rejected.
Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push
Pull off request, on the other hand (ha-HA!), approved.
Not like that bitch Stephanie is gonna be helping out with that anymore.
The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
Found the Hannah Montana user
I also thought of Debian.
Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.
I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.
I don’t have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It’s so nice.
I need that in my life some day
Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you’re both ready to sleep.
