Kinda unfortunate because if Americans understood the Hitler speeches they’d know he’s a whiney bitch who sounds just as stupid as Trump with just as much of a victim complex.
Die in hell. points at shoes
English insults are like “How’s your day, love?” and the other lad is positively miffed on account of how you pronounced it.
UND KEINE EIER!
That guy has the thickest accent, which makes the song even funnier to me
Lass sofort ein Bier rüberwachsen, sonst setzt’s Randale!
Der Schaum sieht jämmerlich aus
I’m German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.
When the Dutch start cussing:
My mother tongue is Afrikaans, I thought our insults were intense. Until I moved to the Netherlands, damn chill.
Einmal Pommes mit Ketchup zum mitnehmen bitte, aber ohne Zwiebeln
Ne, ich bin die Currywurst und er Pommes rot-weiß.
*Pommes-Schranke
Wer ist Pommes mit Zwiebeln?
Ich, wie gesagt, nicht, aber manche Leute essen alles mit Zwiebeln. Bis zu einem gewissen Punkt geh ich da mit, aber bei Pommes und Obstsalat nicht
Jedes gute Rezept fängt damit an eine Zwiebel in Würfel zu schneiden und in der Pfanne goldgelb anzudünsten, außer das von Marmorkuchen.
Marmorkuchen ohne Zwiebeln? Muss ich mal ausprobieren!
Holländer: Friet Speciaal
Und ohne Blei.
Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore
Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt
Oida!
Wosn?
Hoid dei Fetzbebn
Dai Fotzen daugt nur für a Maulfotzen!
Wos mechst, du Saubazi?! So a Packal Scheyn is schnell ausbackt!
I highly recommend “Dicht & ergreifend” (band) for a first (shallow) deep dive - Wanda dog is a good start. The video to the song is available online.
Mit Karte bitte!
I’m sorry I’m sorry!
Russian sounds super soft. Childish, almost.
Я тоже так думаю
I can’t read Cyrillic.
It means ‘I think too’ and is with the Latin alphabet roughly: Ya tosche tak dumaio
Dumaio - to think? Curious. We have an archaic expression ‘dumati’ around here. Same meaning.
Ya tozhe tak dumayu
Полностью с вами согласен
i dont like russian government but the russian language actually sounds cool for me
I used to drive for a living and all night long I would listen to podcasts and audiobooks. I really enjoy spy, military, and sci-fi. So I’ve listened to a ton of spy and military books with Russian characters. Eventually I started trying to impersonate different voices and got really good at the Russian and Scottish voices.
My Scot doesn’t really fool anyone, but I’ve got a few people now with the Russian voice. It also helps that the Russian accent most people know if the one American actors use in TV and film. I’m sure anyone who knew what a real Russian accent sounded like would know instantly.
It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.
East Asian languages in general (excluding Japanese). My first thought seeing this meme was “this MF never heard Cantonese before?”
Korean either sounds whiny or argumentative
They say that about North Mexico.
I’m in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.
Polish and Finnish swearing though… That’s next level.
Yeah, strangely most languages sound intimidating when you just yell the words.
Idk man “May you get fucked by a swordfisch” (spanish insult) is pretty hard in my book x)
Magst du gefickt werden bei einem Schwertfisch?
*Mögest du von einem Schwertfisch gefickt werden.
Konjunktiv I, and “bei” would be appropriate for “by candlelight” or “at the bakery”, but not “by some agent”. “vom Bäcker” – you’re getting fucked by the baker, "beim Bäcker’ – you’re getting fucked at the bakery. Dative in both cases.
What’s this in Spanish?
¡Que te folle un pez espada!
TIL https://crossidiomas.com/que-te-folle-un-pez/
This idiom may seem vulgar and offensive at first glance, but it has a deeper meaning that reflects the culture and mentality of the Spanish people.
That’s a cool site
Ich bin ein Berliner
Himbeere oder Pflaume?
Pflaume
Senf
Einmal Döner mit alles und scharf bitte
Dürüm, du Geringverdiener!
